Did Jeff Foxworthy Just DESTROY All Muslims? And Why Can’t I Stop Laughing?

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Jeff Foxworthy is one of the world’s most renowned comedians, with his famous “You might be a Redneck” one liners.

While we can’t confirm that Jeff himself wrote these, it certainly seems like his trademark style. These might be politically incorrect, but that just makes ’em that much more awesome.

“You might be a radical Muslim”

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against,
You might;be a radical Muslim

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You might;be a radical Muslim

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Gary Maher
Gary Maher has been writing seriously since 2010 and professionally since 2013. He has written professionally for three newspapers and seven websites. He also writes short stories and novels on the side. He maintains a staunch Republican mindset and believes the country is in desperate need of a conservative overhaul.